Multiplication of the Bread Re-enacted at SM Rosales

The new model of Pampers & diapers

A slice of pakwan a day makes one look younger

     Spontaneity, once again, proved stronger than indifference. Just when the green-minded members of PSWAT team retreated in all directions inside the wide SM Mall due to hunger, the biblical miracle of bread multiplication was repeated with satiric naturalness. Drawing from their pockets their measly P100 ammunition, the ageing PSWAT raiding team had their stomachs full to the brim when out of nowhere, loyalist snipers drew their generous firepower and blew out their indigent friends. But the royalty money from Mel, Sabel and Priscel which miraculously  and spontaneously flowed out of their generosity, could not match the ransom money from SGO4 Manduza who quenched their thirst for banquet leadership with an early outpouring of the blessed San Mig beer. 

     Everybody including the hostages went home thrilled – direct to the CR….The rest is history recorded in the Newer Testament.