Sunday, December 5, 2010

CLIMATE OF SUSPICION



Climate Change
The WiFi zone skeptics are now pondering on the prevailing climate uncertainties in the neighborhood as they recognize the need for some sophisticated strategy for communication.

Climate science in the wifi zone neighborhood, like any active field of research, has some major gaps in understanding. Yet the financial and personal stakes for the schemers and insecure have grown so high in this field, and the public discourse has become so heated, that climate skeptics find it hard to talk openly about those gaps. The small coterie of individuals who deny humanity's influence on climate will try to use any perceived flaw in the evidence to discredit the entire picture. So how can skeptic researchers honestly describe the uncertainty in their work without it being misconstrued?

Wifi zone climate skeptics are grappling with this question, sometimes awkwardly. Some of their online discussions reflected a pervasive climate of suspicion — their sense that any findings they released to the public could and would be distorted by fanatics and bootlickers (bobuwit or bobong buwisit)

Over the years, the climate community has acquired some hard-won wisdom about treading this minefield. Perhaps the most important lesson is that researchers must be frank about their uncertainties and gaps in understanding — but without conveying the message that nothing is known or knowable. They must emphasize that — although many holes remain to be filled — there is little uncertainty about the overall conclusions:

One worrying observation the skeptics  made about the  WiFi zone neighborhood  is their apparent lack of objectivity. It’s uncertain how this has come to be the case, but like some of the other unfortunate ills in our society it has some destructive outcomes. It has been observed in many situations where suspicions are seen as truth, and assumptions are peddled as facts. Prejudice has become a strong influence on their thoughts and actions – perhaps fuelled by decades of treachery, deep-seated mistrust and conflict. Many of them seem to go around wearing invisible tinted spectacles which color what they see and clouds their judgment.

Non-enquiring minds…
We have been conditioned through the ages to distrust certain sections of our community, and believe wholeheartedly what other sections especially the authorities tell us. Consequently, we are not naturally predisposed to inquiry and investigation. Wifi Zone alipores have been privy to countless discussions and debates, even maboboteng usapan, where it is clear that the views being pushed had little or no facts or evidence, and couldn't be substantiated. One only has to ask how the purveyor of those views knows for sure, or what evidence they have, to see the basis of their entire argument crumble; yet they stick vehemently 'to their guns'.

The victimized mother-in-law…
There is this story of a mother  who had ongoing issues with her daughter-in-law, and felt that the problem was with her daughter-in-law. This went on for a while and the ensuing bitterness caused the woman to think of poisoning her daughter-in-law, convinced that the woman was nothing short of evil. She sought the advice of a bootlicking friends, who were mostly herbalists, and asked for some poison to kill the lady off. The herbalists  suggested that a poison that killed immediately would arouse suspicion, so he would give her some herbs that would kill off the young lady gradually. They also advised the mother to be nice to her daughter-in-law, again to avoid suspicion. The result was a complete turnaround in the nature of their relationship – the daughter-in-law reciprocated the pleasantries and they became the 'best of friends'. The mother had not given the daughter-in-law poison at all, but had found a practical and sensible way of knowing that the problem was in her own mind.

One neighborhood, one people, one destiny…
Just because we don't like or agree with someone doesn't mean we should concoct stories or peddle untruths about him / her, or be so quick to believe such things. We are not enemies. Suspicion alone does not necessarily make something true, and we need to take off the invisible spectacles that distort what and how we see. Leaders have  to be models in educating their subordinates on being more enquiring and investigative by setting a good example.

Let us develop a real appetite for the truth and for facts – for our collective well-being. It's a big ask, which calls on all of us to challenge some of our entrenched values and beliefs. It will not be easy but if we want to see a better WiFi Zone neighborhood, we all need to make some effort. Regardless of affiliations or personal preferences, we are all  one neighborhood, one school, one destiny. Let us seek out facts, and pursue a collective agenda in a responsible manner.
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Through the Barricades

The Wifi Zone signal faces some sort of interference. Obviously, the main source of wireless connection has been cut off. But because the wireless manararotoy community doesn't dwell on suspicions and ill-thoughts, the alipores group remains steadfast in their quest for goodness. So, the wireless connection remains...



The song "Throught the Barricades" by Spandau Ballet was a favorite piece for teachers. Lessons in life are somehow learned from home to school to the outside world. But because the world sets many barricades, you have to learn to get through them. That's success. Now, watch and listen to the video link below...Enjoy, it's a nice song indeed...


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Friday, November 12, 2010

MANARAROTOY BUDGET MISTAKES TO AVOID THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

 Do you know where your expected Christmas money went? If you just got promised extra manararotoy funds but you just lost the goodwill due to someone else's transgression, maybe it's time to rethink your budgeting skills. Fixing the big budget blunders is not hard to do--you just have to want to do it! Here are five reasons why your budget is broken, and the ways to fix it.
Mistake 1: You don't have a manararotoy system. Is your filing system a mess of envelopes scattered throughout the house? When your budget is blowing from room to room and you're confusing last year's grocery receipts with this month's food bill, it's time to try a better system.
The Fix: There are numerous ways to build a better budget. There are spreadsheets, software, and mobile phone apps to get the job done with less pain and more success. Download a free budget spreadsheet or check out some  Free Budget Software Choices for Everyone and pick your favorite option. You may just find your fortune.
Mistake 2: You don't honestly track your manararotoy spending. You spent how much at the mall last week? If you're fudging your numbers before entering them in your budget, it's impossible to make everything balance.
The Fix: Tracking the money you spend and earn may sound like work, but it's easy to do when you save all your receipts and paycheck stubs. When you're on the go, enter your expenses in a mobile device, or carry a notebook. The idea is to track your cash, credit card, and debit card purchases to identify the costly culprits.
Mistake 3: You don't make it a manararotoy habit. Old habits are hard to break, right? Well, ditching your budget after a few tries is a surefire way to fail. Building a solid household budget takes practice, and giving up after a week is a common reason for failure.
The Fix: To get back on track, give yourself the chance to succeed by setting aside time each week to track the flow of money into and out of your life. Only after several weeks of practice will you get into the habit and be able to update your accounts quickly.
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Mistake 4: You don't have an emergency manararotoy fund. There are exceptional people out there who never get sick, never lose their jobs, and never need a car repair. Lucky ducks, but I bet you're not one of them. When bad things happen to good people, chances are you'll need money to get through the tough times. And maxing out your credit cards or running up your credit limit can put you in a bad financial situation, leaving your budget broken.

The Fix: Add some wiggle room to your budget by starting a modest emergency fund. You probably don't need to save tens of thousands of dollars to protect yourself from life's gotchas -- a modest amount should keep you safe and prevent you from tapping your plastic when times are tough. 
Mistake 5: Your manararotoy spouse hates budgeting. Do you argue about money with your partner, spouse, or significant other? You're not alone. Fighting about money is a common practice in households across America, and can lead to bitter breakups that bust the bank.
The Fix: When he's a spender and she's a saver (or vice versa) it's time to calmly chat together. Set aside 15 minutes each week to discuss the current money situation and work together to set a few financial goals and to calculate your net worth. Lay no blame and make a commitment to work together to get through the mess.
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MIND-WANDERING CAUSES UNHAPPINESS

Will you be happy while looking at her?
Have you ever wondered if you'll receive a basket of groceries this Christmas? Has your mind ever wandered on those generous times when you could hardly carry those basketful of groceries in front of the administration building?
A recent manararotoy study implies that people spend about half of their time thinking about being somewhere else, someone else, or doing/having something else. This perpetual act of mind-wandering makes them really unhappy.
Yes, a human mind is a wandering mind, and a wandering mind is an unhappy mind. The ability to think about what is not happening is a cognitive accomplishment that comes with an emotional price.  Mind-wandering is an splendid predictor of people's happiness. Our mental lives are suffused, to a significant degree, by the non-present.
This wifi zone study tracked 2,169 trainees via their cellphones  using an app, that contacted them at "random intervals to ask how happy they were, what they were currently doing, and whether they were thinking about their current activity or something else that was pleasant, neutral or unpleasant." When the results were tallied, people had answered that their minds were wandering 46.9 percent of the time.
They both look happy, did they just have sex last night?
Subjects reported being happiest while having sex, exercising or having a conversation. They reported being least happy while using a home computer, resting or working. Subjects tended to be most focused on the present, and least prone to mind-wandering, during sex, the study noted. During every other activity, minds were wandering no less than 30 percent of the time.
By examining the mind-wandering responses, researchers found that "only 4.6 percent of a person's happiness in a given moment was attributable to the specific activity he or she was doing, whereas a person's mind-wandering status accounted for about 10.8 percent of his or her happiness." The study said "time-lag analyses" suggested that "subjects' mind-wandering was generally the cause, not the consequence, of their unhappiness."
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Thursday, October 28, 2010

FACEBOOK MANIA AT THE WIFI ZONE REACHES ALLEGORICAL PROPORTION

 The daily influx of Facebook aficionados/aficionadas at the WIFI Zone’s eTesda dungeon effects marked virtual enhancement on the social networking skills of Alipores trainers. Faced with the challenge of preparing a curriculum for a one-year course offering for their corresponding qualifications, the DACUM experts opted to trace their connections via the Facebook phenomenon. Now, even with the unstable internet connection at the WiFi Zone, their feverish enthusiasm has become contagiously manararotoy like the kare-kare contents of Florinda’s (Pandora’s) box.

Well, expect everyone to follow suit and to go hi-tech. Very interesting comments like: “Anosan mo anak, agka magulo pian maka-iskor si daddy…”(Fidz); “Agi, agi, antoya ay? Wala la manayay manugang ko! “(Manny); “Ay sus, alingwanan ko lamet so password! Iyan ko pa lay ATABS pian mainomay!”(Joy); “Kulan toy picture nen babes?”(Lib); “ Basta, I’m single” (Nidz); “ Wag makialam pag nagcoconcentrate ako!!! Grrr!”(Bec); “Aratay alipores, narasan ak la! Antoy gagawaen yo?(Mel); are such raging voices in the wilderness. Just like any other phenomenon that is inclined to reach epic proportion, myths and telltales hound it mercilessly. Five of these blabs are here below. So get yourself socially informed, who knows you’ll find your 5-cent worth of thrill as you browse through these:

5: They're Going to Start Charging for It
We thought that there's no such thing as a free lunch, so it's only natural for people to suspect Facebook might start charging for its service. This rumor seems particularly plausible when you consider arguments like the one Slate magazine writer Farhad Manjoo put forth in a column from 2008. Manjoo pointed out that if even 5 percent of Facebook users agreed to pay $5 a month for the service (with the remaining users downgraded to limited accounts), Facebook could generate hundreds of millions of dollars a year in membership fees alone.
Fortunately for Facebook users, the company currently has no plans to start charging for the service. According to a Business Week interview with Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg, Facebook is profitable and growing quickly based only on the strength of its advertising revenues. So while it's hard to look in to the future and say with certainty what Facebook's business model will look like, for the time being Facebook addicts can keep their money in their wallets when they log on. The next Facebook myth also has huge financial implications, but not for Facebook users.

4: Facebook's Founder Stole the Idea for the Site
Mark Zuckerberg, founder and CEO of Facebook, was declared the world's youngest billionaire at age 24 by Forbes Magazine. But years before Facebook was a household name, Zuckerberg was hired to do some coding for fellow Harvard students starting a Web site called Harvard Connection. The Web site was designed to help college students network with one another, a premise remarkably similar to Facebook's. The rest of the story depends on whom you ask. The students behind Harvard Connection contend that Zuckerberg deliberately neglected his programming duties so that he could create a site with the same premise. Zuckerberg, on the other hand, claims his inspiration for Facebook stemmed from Harvard's reaction to Facemash, his previous Web site. Facemash had a very simple premise, allowing Harvard students to compare and rate pictures of each other. The instant success of the site (for the few days Harvard allowed the site to remain up, at least) gave Zuckerberg insight into the appeal of following friends and acquaintances online. From there, Zuckerberg claims that, considering the buzz around social networking at the time, the idea for Facebook was a natural extension of his previous work.
So what's the real story? After a lengthy legal battle between the founders of Harvard Connection (now called ConnectU) and Zuckerberg, the matter was ultimately settled out of court. According to a publication released from Harvard Connection's lawyers, Facebook agreed to pay up to $61 million in cash and stock to close the matter [source: Kincaid]. While that's a lot of money, it doesn't scratch the surface of what Facebook is worth today, which explains why the next myth on the list has yet to become a reality.
 
3: [Company X] Is Going to Buy Facebook
For most 20-somethings, a billion dollars would sound like a lot of money, but not for Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg. After running Facebook for two years, Zuckerberg entered into talks with Yahoo! to discuss selling the company. Facebook competitor MySpace sold for $580 million only a year earlier and had more users than Facebook at the time, so Yahoo! likely felt that offering a purported $ 1 billion for the Web site was more than generous [source: BBC]. Zuckerberg thought otherwise, opting to maintain ownership and control of the company, instead.
It turns out he made the right move; only a year later, Microsoft valued Facebook at $15 billion [source: Sloane]. Granted, Microsoft had its reasons for pinning such a hefty price tag on the Web site, essentially guaranteeing that none of its competitors could purchase Facebook as a result. Still, an early 2009 internal appraisal of Facebook's value placed the figure at closer to $4 billion, an amount still well above the $1 billion offered by Yahoo! [source: CBS News]. As for selling the company, the rumors seem to have died down for now. In a 2007 interview with Time magazine, Zuckerberg claimed that selling Facebook is "not the core focus" for the company. Instead, Zuckerberg says Facebook is busy finding the best possible way for people to connect online, which brings us to our next myth.
 
2: Facebook Destroys Your Social Skills
Facebook makes it easier to connect with friends and family, but does this convenience come at a heavy cost? Do we undervalue face-to-face interaction as a result of using Facebook?
There's no denying that Facebook makes it easier to connect with old friends and distant relatives, but this convenience might come at a heavy cost. West London Mental Health Trust psychiatrist Himanshu Tyagi warns that because social networking makes communicating such a fast paced and dynamic experience, people might become desensitized to their real-world relationships. Younger people who've grown up with the Internet are particularly at risk, he says, since they sometimes place heavy emphasis on their virtual identities and may undervalue face-to-face interaction as a result.
Psychologist Aric Sigman goes even further, saying that because Facebook enables people to live an increasingly isolated existence, their health may suffer. Pointing to studies that illustrate how the body's genes and hormone levels react to personal interaction, Dr. Sigman contends isolation puts the body at risk for a number of ailments including heart disease, strokes and even cancer.
Fortunately for Facebook users, not everyone thinks the site is turning the world into hermits. A Cambridge University study of Facebook users found that the site can be a useful tool for maintaining relationships that might otherwise be lost. Additionally, the study's participants found Facebook useful for getting a better-rounded view of their friends and family and ultimately felt that the site gave them more options for how they interacted with others. Of course, if the next myth on our list has some truth to it, you may want to log off regardless of how the site affects your social skills.
 
1: Facebook Is Going to Sell Your Pictures
While it's never a good idea to post pictures to Facebook unless you don't care who sees them, you probably never imagined that, even if you delete your account, Facebook could use those pictures for commercial purposes. That's the impression that recent changes to the company's Terms of Service (TOS) seemed to give, however.
The ensuing uproar over the changes prompted Facebook's founder, Mark Zuckerberg, to address the issue on the company's blog. Zuckerberg claims the changes clarified the way sites like Facebook work, pointing out that even if a user deletes his or her account, the content from that account might still exist on other users' pages. Accordingly, Facebook needs license to share those images with other members, but only in the way that users determine via their accounts' privacy settings. Most importantly, Zuckerberg insists that Facebook has no intention of selling users' pictures for any reason, though he admits that Facebook needs to work on clarifying the language to that effect.
 
 

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Life in the Wifi Zone - a case of Forgotten Teachers' Day

 Twenty eight years ago, I found a comfort zone and I stayed there, never knowing when to leave… when to step up. I found out that I had this gift in teaching, in dealing with various people and in communicating beyond the use of words, in understanding signs and gestures every time my students couldn’t find the right words to express how they felt or prefer to just hide their thoughts and emotions.
Maybe they liked me, maybe they don’t. They often attempt to pull me into their small circle and try to keep me there. I would refuse to get entangled most of the time for some fears I suppose, but they are always open for me. Every time I think about pursuing a different career, to quit and to move on, God calls or something pulls me back to them. I also liked being with them… in the several faces I’ve met and in the various ages I’ve dealt with, I found a friend, a sister, a brother, a son, a daughter, a business partner, a follower and everything in between. They were not just my students… they were also my life.
Being a teacher was a job both easy and difficult. Easy when my students would prefer to talk about life and other stuff when they found sticking to the lessons too boring or confusing. Easy when they just want to eat their snacks or sing and dance away their worries. . Easy when the classes are off and I’d just play with them (I know it was being irresponsible of me, but I knew that they needed to have some time off the pressure of studying under their teachers’ watchful eyes. And they liked me for knowing when the pressure is too much to bear.) Easy when I’d just cancel class every time I had important things to do, felt lazy or felt sick and not hear them complain, they would always gladly accept me back even after days of being missing in action.
But there were rough times as well. It was sometimes difficult dealing with my students, especially when they fail my exams and my expectations. They had/have such a limited attention span, they acted like brats, and they would do other things they wanted to. They would beg for considerations even when it’s obviously impossible. And they’d never forget a promise. They’d bug me endlessly until I had no choice but to do something I never intended to do in the first place. (Lesson: Never lie to your students, and never keep promises you can’t keep; they have the sharpest memory.)
It was difficult when parents would think I had the magical manararotoy ability to transform their kids into brilliant students and when they ignored the fact that the teacher factor in the total academic performance of their children, though significant, was not everything.
It was also a very fulfilling job except for the lack of recognition from higher-ups and the meager remunerations. Really fulfilling especially when I could see improvements… when finally my students could pass their exams convincingly or win in competitions... when they could successfully finish their work according to time and quality requirements… when they could analyze situations and synthesize their learnings…when they could come back and say thank you for all the efforts I had exerted… yes, when they could just look at me, smile and say “SIR”.
But it was also sad when some of them had to stop and leave for some heavy reasons, knowing that they were not coming back. It felt like they took a piece of my heart with them. I would shake my head and feel bad that I failed to prevent it. But then again, life had to go on.
Life as a teacher had been fun, exciting and gratifying, but I had to make a decision… to expand my horizon and step into my courage zone…I have to see what the world has in store for me. I know that life has a lot more to offer. Even though I am still filled with fear, I am constantly reminded that I am made for greater things. Wait, what am I saying?
They say that: When you save a person's life, they call you a HERO. When you combine effort with caring, they call you an EXPERT. When you commit yourself to developing somebody’s competence, they call you a TRAINER. When you share your compassion, they call you a FRIEND. And when you do ALL these, they call you a TEACHER. TO ALL TEACHERS LIKE ME - Happy Teacher's Day! October 5, 2020 is World’s Teacher's Day!
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Monday, October 4, 2010

DOROCO Mentality – a manararotoy model


The WIFI Zone Research Committee has finally come up with an android model of human behavior. After several years of sneaky research using manipulation checks and confirmatory factor analysis, a unique personality model has dominantly surfaced out of the fledging consciousness of the respondents. It shall be called as the Doroco mentality.

Doroco mentality may be referred to as a “scratch in the bucket”. It is a way of thinking described by the phrase ” if I haven’t thought of it, then it is obnoxious”. This short-sighted, non-constructive thinking leaks out of the bad mouth (or bad breath perhaps) as a sharp comment of disagreement starting with the phrase like ‘’ What kind of…., Ooops! It’s better this way…., I have a better idea…., Wrong, It should be like this…., No! what I have beats yours…., I’m better than you” and many more. It’s a pull down attitude of insecurity, envy, conceit, selfishness and even mental defect. It is actually an attempt to ride upon one’s own coat-tails of resentment of others’ criticism. That’s why it is called Doroco, after that prey bird common in fishponds and rice paddies.

The Doroco bird lacks the flying dexterity of other birds around but this it overcomes with its underwater skill and its voracious stomach and wicked sensitivity for weaker beings. The metaphor of its character refers to its uncanny predisposition in a useless "king of the hill" competition which ensures the collective demise of its ecosystem. The analogy in human behavior is that this creepy Doroco model will attempt to "pull down" (negate or diminish the importance of) any member who achieves success beyond others, out of jealousy or competitive feelings. And this he achieves with all the destructive criticisms, total indifference to others’ positive achievements, and unwanted suggestive comments. Worst is when this Doroco model ultimately engages, as expected, in destructive reporting as a boot­-licker or sycophant. So who would say he is human? Man is fundamentally good…so he/she must be an android!
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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

DR. LINA C. ALCANTARA GETS A REGION-WIDE SEND-OFF PARTY

Dr. Lina during the Ribbon-Cutting at the WIFI Zone
 PSAT-TESDA successfully hosted a festive Send-Off Party in honor of Dr. Lina C. Alcantara who just turned 65 last September 23, 2010. The Farewell and Good Luck Party held at the President’s Hotel, Lingayen, Pangasinan was a big turn out as almost all employees of PSAT paid their tribute to their school's last standing Doctor of Education. Madam Lina, as she has been normally addressed by PSAT employees, stepped down from her pedestal of quality public service as an uncompromising leader and first-rate educator. No less than the TESDA ROI Regional Director Washington M. Agustin headed the delegation of guests from different TESDA training institutions and provincial offices in Region I. Unsurprisingly, Dr. Alcantara exuded her usual strength and composure as she gratefully bid adieu to her friends and co-workers. Everybody was entertained by PSAT's Intellectual Orange Belles  and Green Fattening Dancers and Manararotoy Videoke Divas.
 
    Dr. Alcantara, spent 32 years of dedicated service in PSAT where she committedly served as a classroom teacher, a head teacher, and an administrator (OIC). Standing tall and tough among her peers, she took the cudgels of leadership for TESDA during her school’s volatile period of transition from DepEd. Unfazed by criticisms and sheer detractions, she upheld her dignity as a genuine educator by humbly choosing to carry on with her commitment as a teacher till her mandatory retirement.  During her last week in PSAT as a regular employee, she got a glimpse of what she deserved when she was awarded for maintaining the Best Lecture Area in the school and for that rare accolade given to her by all her students when they prepared an unprecedented Thanksgiving and Farewell Party in her honor.
 
    PSAT would surely pine for the untainted views of Madam Lina on key educational issues. PSAT would miss a leader whose harmonizing advocacy and ideal for quality school-based instruction transcends material infrastructure and numerical pelt. Yet, her retirement from PSAT is not her retirement from what she does best. She shall linger around the educational community as a college and post-graduate professor. Mabuhay at Manararotoy ka Madam Lina!
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Saturday, September 4, 2010

Greener Pasture - a false promise, a fading comfort or just a manararotoy hope?

We get demystified by the daily grind in our lives. We experience new things, get a little bit excited by what we haven’t got yet, roll over a bit on some routines, and then sink to exhaustion on some corner in PSAT. Life’s got to be a cycle and when that cyclic redundancy begins to sedate that tired spirit, the horizon gets gray – almost everything becomes featureless. Do you get the same futility sometimes?

What on earth are you doing? Go, get up, let loose, explore and be different! Go out of the Devil's gate even if that robotic sentry writes you down, if that's feasible. There’s too much in life that you forego by staying within your dull comfort zone, ahh is that your classroom?

Don't be afraid to get a little bit carefree sometimes.  Try your luck somewhere. And when that going gets tougher and alienating, you come back because you didn’t recognize the green out there, although actually you were wearing green, when you went there, he! he! he!. Perhaps, you don't have enough green in your pocket, just that gray P100 bill. And when you reached that blue corner in SM or anywhere else, you then thought it’s the same boring end. Or again maybe, others were holding on to your sleeves, saying you can’t be too different and the risk is getting quite deep.



Others! Why do you have to mull over their expressions and worries? Why should you care that much? Ah, you care for them – just worthy of your sacrifice or blow-out. Now, when your life and even your finances get stuck in oblivion, don’t they suffer also? You drag each other down and your relationship becomes stale – it doesn’t grow I suppose. So have the guts to pull their fingers off your arms.


Now, you have to set your vision and energy beyond the blue horizon. You can’t see it clearly first but others have gone ahead. There’s that greener pasture and it's manararotoy...It’s for you and for them. You can’t stay hesitant all your life. That comfort zone could become scratchy soon. So go ahead, make the sudden turn and God knows what’s in store for you. 
This is just a word of advice from a hungry traveller.
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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Multiplication of the Bread Re-enacted at SM Rosales

The new model of Pampers & diapers
A slice of pakwan a day makes one look younger
     Spontaneity, once again, proved stronger than indifference. Just when the green-minded members of PSWAT team retreated in all directions inside the wide SM Mall due to hunger, the biblical miracle of bread multiplication was repeated with satiric naturalness. Drawing from their pockets their measly P100 ammunition, the ageing PSWAT raiding team had their stomachs full to the brim when out of nowhere, loyalist snipers drew their generous firepower and blew out their indigent friends. But the royalty money from Mel, Sabel and Priscel which miraculously  and spontaneously flowed out of their generosity, could not match the ransom money from SGO4 Manduza who quenched their thirst for banquet leadership with an early outpouring of the blessed San Mig beer. 
     Everybody including the hostages went home thrilled – direct to the CR….The rest is history recorded in the Newer Testament.

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